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This is an opinion blog site.  The difference here is that opinions on this site are better than everyone else’s, so welcome to being enlightened.

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I may piss you off.  Deal with it.23   My wife has a fabulous saying: “I don’t like you, you don’t like me, this is working for me.”  If you fall into that category, let’s not fix something that is working as intended, m’kay?

You may feel I have said something that is wrong.  Please engage in respectful conversation, but be aware that English is my second language and sarcasm is my native tongue.  I always like it when people try to speak my native tongue.   Explain the reasons why you think the Guru is wrong, and I will explain where your logic is flawed.  In the event I am narrowly convinced that your argument has merit, I will either assimilate your argument as my own, or I will storm off and sulk in the corner – it just depends on how moody I am that day.

If you’re an asshole and are overly rude and abusive, I’ll ban your ass without thinking twice about it.  Be kind, be courteous, or be gone.  In other words, be mindful that you don’t jump from the “being sarcastic” category to the “being an asshole” category.  If you don’t know how to straddle that divide, I suggest taking sarcasm classes.

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